Lyrics:

Skat Cat: Well, little lady, let me illusinate here Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat Who knows were it's at Tom: Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born Skat: Everytime he plays Tom: But with a square in the act You can set music back Skat: To the cave man days, cha cha ba dum bo day Tom: I've heard some corny birds who who tried to sing Skat: Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing Bass: Who wants to dig a long haired gig or stuff like that Tom: When everybody wants to be a cat Tom and Skat: A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born Everytime he plays Tom: Oh a rinky tinky tinky Tom and Skat: With a square in the act you can set music back To the cave man days Marie: Oh a rinky tinky tinky Tom: Yes M