Lyrics:

'Und now, are you all ready for this one
You will like it, kiddies
We present for your fervent felicitations
The fabulous, futuristic, far-fetched feats
Of the fearless Fidgety Queen!'

She's so fidgety
When we're alone
She's so hard to take
Why can't she know

But I'll still take her home
I know that she's all wrong
But she's all right
Yes, she's all right
But she's all right with me now

She's so put it on
She's not that way
When she's on the make
Can't let her go

And I'll still take her home
I know that she's all wrong
But she's all right
Yes, she's all right
But she's all right with me now

She's a circus queen
She lets you know
It's a masquerade
She is a show

But I'll still take her home
I know that she's all wrong
But she's all right
Yes, she's all right
But she's all right with me now