Lyrics:

On my way home
I saw a man fall off his bike
I picked him up
I brushed his clothes and everything
He never shook my hand
He never said, "Thank you, man"
He just wheeled his bike away
While walking home
A car pulled up beside me
And there she was
It was the girl from all my dreams
I wanted to say, "Hello"
Life's changed, she had to go
She put her foot right to the floor

Have you been wondering
Why I'm always walking home?
Well, I wanna be free
But I have to be home for tea
Got halfway home
Saw the chalk marks on the wall
I stopped to read them
Only half-remained
It said that so-and-so
He was a Vanda-bum
Were they old enough?