Lyrics:

Kitty and Artie (Artie in episode version):
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said

Kitty and Artie:
Baby can't you see
I want to be famous, a star on the screen

Kitty with Artie and New Directions Boys:
But you can do something in between

Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys:
Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Artie and Kitty:
I told a girl that my prospects were good
And she said baby, it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine

Kitty and Artie with New Directions Boys:
But I can show you a better time

Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys:
Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Kitty and Artie (New Directions Boys):
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)

Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys:
Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Kitty and Artie:
I told a girl I can start right away
And she said listen babe I got something to say
I got no car and it's breaking my heart

Kitty and Artie with New Directions Boys:
But I've found a driver and that's a start

Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys:
Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Artie and Kitty (New Directions Boys):
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)
Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)