Lyrics:

Oh, Well Imagine
as I'm Pacing The Pews In A Church Corridor
and I Can't Help But To Hear
no, I Can't Help But To Hear An Exchanging Of Words

'what A Beautiful Wedding
what A Beautiful Wedding,' Says A Bridesmaid To A Waiter
'and, Yes, But What A Shame
what A Shame The Poor Groom's Bride Is A Whore.'

i Chime In With A
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality
i Chime In
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of

oh, Well In Fact
well I'll Look At It This Way
i Mean, Technically, Our Marriage Is Saved
well This Calls For A Toast
so Pour The Champagne

oh, Well In Fact
well I'll Look At It This Way
i Mean, Technically, Our Marriage Is Saved
well This Calls For A Toast
so Pour The Champagne, Pour The Champagne

i Chime In With A
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality
i Chime In
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationallity

again

i Chime In
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality
i Chime In
'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality

again