Lyrics:

This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mudflow

Land mass
Shifting beneath our feet
Houses
Floating on down the street

Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like butter would not melt
Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide

Neighbours
Thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder
As they're drawn deep down into the watery void

Gestriculating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
The distant cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide

Somewhere under the mudflow way down low
There lies my dear beloved gazebo

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
You know what this is?
It's a fookin' mudslide