Lyrics:

Ah...
(Oui!)
Ah...

Bidet!
(Sport shirt)
Blooow-job
Jambon
(Corn-hole!)
(Sport shirt!)
Bidet!
(Corn... hole)
Jambon
Blooow-job
(Corn-hole!)
Bidet!
(Sport shirt)
Bidet!
(Sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt)
Bidet!

Ooh-ah!

Bidet!
Bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bi...
(Corn-hole... corn-hole...)
(Sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt...)
Blow-job! blow-job! blow-job!
Jambon, jambon, jambon, jambon...

(Couchon...)

Bidet! Bidet!
(Sport shirt, sport shirt)
Cooooorn-HOOOOLE!

Ed:
Thank you
Oh thank you, you're really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you
Blow-job!

FZ: Ed Mann, ladies and gentlemen!

Oui!
Avec oui, oui
(Sport shirt)
Now for the next part of our program,
We'd like to present, ah...
Blow-job!
Bidet! BLOW-JOB!
Jambon! Corn-hole!
Jambon! BLOW-JOB!
Jambon... Bidet!... Blow-job... Bidet...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!
(I want a nun
I want a nun
I want a burro in the frosty light)
I want a garden!
(I want a nun)

I want a garden...
Just like the garden
That that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: 'I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears...'
And then Denny Walley said:

'Oh, you want kindergarten!'

Hail CAESAR!