Lyrics:

Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Tush tush
Honey, honey
Too young!
Honey, honey
Wait a minute! Wow! Wow!
(Say it again)

Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Watch it!

Gettin' down
Gettin' down
Gettin' down
What you're gonna do
When your time is up?
What you're gonna do
When your time is up?
Are you gonna take?
Are you gonna be?
I might just tell you please
Are you gonna say?
One thing
I wanna know
One thing, baby
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna hold
I wanna hold
I wanna hold
I wanna hold
I wanna go
That's why I'm singin' WOW! You...

Right over there, there's a
Doo-doo room
Right upstairs there's a
Doo-doo room
Right out back here there's a
Doo-doo room
In Perellis' pocket there's a
Doo-doo room
Out at home there's a
Doo-doo room...

FZ: Hallo! Hello! Hello! Is this room service? Hello?
Napoleon: Hallo?
FZ: Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
Napoleon: Oh, Ja-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...? Mpf, Ja! This is room service
FZ: Look here, buddy...
Napoleon: Yeas, what would you like?
FZ: Oh, I'm so hungry! You know, when you're a tourist and everything, and you travel around, you know, going to all the neat little shops and everything...
Napoleon: Ten marks, cost you ten marks.
FZ: I'm so hungry!
Napoleon: This call is going to cost you ten marks.
FZ: Ha ha...
Napoleon: You got to understand that in the fo... in the front...
FZ: Look here...
Napoleon: Everything cost ten marks.
FZ: Ivan, listen...
Napoleon: Ivan, that's me! Jawohl!
FZ: You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep...
Napoleon: Ommmm...
FZ: I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away?
Napoleon: Bouilla... Bouillabaisse?
FZ: No Bouillabaisse!
Napoleon: Bouillabaisse?
FZ: No boogie-a-bay!
Napoleon: How's about boogie-the-bay?
FZ: No boogie-woogie-the-bay!
Napoleon: How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
FZ: Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious! Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
Napoleon: How about a little sand over it? That'll make it...
FZ: Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish.
Napoleon: All right, that be ten marks.
FZ: You have a sand-fish here?
Napoleon: Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks. The fishie is forty.
FZ: Hey! Hey, listen!
Napoleon: Jawohl!
FZ: The people in your country certainly are charming. You know where I can get some pussy?
Napoleon: Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very...
FZ: Never mind, look...
Napoleon: This is very respectable hotel, you understand.
FZ: Just send me up...
Napoleon: You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace, right in the face! You no bring no pussy in the hotel! Who do you think we are anyway?
FZ: Well, I guess you told me...
Napoleon: Are you a Christian?
FZ: Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone?
Napoleon: Oh... okay, you can bring... Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian, that's different...
FZ: Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
Napoleon: That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian.
FZ: Okay.
Napoleon: You also get Bouillabaisse with it.
FZ: Yeah, hey, great! Look...
Napoleon: And the fish with the eye fallin' out.
FZ: I want you to send me some pussy...
Napoleon: One pussy.
FZ: Some fish with the eyes falling out...
Napoleon: One fishie with the eye falling out.
FZ: Some Bouillabaisse...
Napoleon: Some Bouillabaisse.
FZ: And a Bible.
Napoleon: And a what?
FZ: And a Gideon Bible.
Napoleon: And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible.
FZ: The Phoenician Bible?
Napoleon: No, the Finnian Bible, that go with the Gideon Bible.
FZ: The Finnian Bible?
Napoleon: The Finnian and the Gideon go together here.
FZ: This is a terrible connection, I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy... can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry? I'm so hungry, you know?
Napoleon: We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad.
FZ: Fast, ah?
Napoleon: That is very fast, so fast you can never know why, he wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him?

K, K, K, Kanzus
He goes downtown [...]
K, K, K, Kanzus
Got a big handlebar moustache
K, K, K, Kanzus
Always hear toot-toot [...]
K, K, K, Kanzus

Napoleon: You will also like to have a little wussy.
FZ: Hello, hello, hello, room service?
Napoleon: Hallo?
FZ: Hey buddy!
Napoleon: You did not get your order?
FZ: No, listen, it's a...
Napoleon: You did, you were not pleased with the pussy? Did you...
FZ: You don't like Americans very much here, do you?
Napoleon: Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks!
FZ: Yeah, twenty... right. Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry.
Napoleon: Well, you have to understand if they didn't bring it up there too fast it's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here, you see...
FZ: You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...?
Napoleon: We had a very long summer, about that fast...
FZ: Uh-huh!
Napoleon: That's how long it was, like... uh... that...
FZ: Now listen!
Napoleon: Wait a minute!
FZ: You get that food to my room right away...
Napoleon: Room number?
FZ: ...or I'm gonna call the American embassy!
Napoleon: What?
FZ: You mean what am I going to call them?
Napoleon: Why?
FZ: I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers, that's what I'm gonna call them!
Napoleon: What? Why? A barrel of who? Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away

Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
You know it, George
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
[...] Everybody
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis