Lyrics:

Cool Jerk Cool Jerk
Know the cat who can really do the Cool Jerk
He's the cat who can really do the Cool Jerk
Well...

This cat they're talkin' about wonder who could it he know
That I'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see
When rou see me walkin' Down the street
And the fellahs want to speak
On their faces they wear silly smirks
'Cause they know I'm the queen of the Cool Jerk
Look at them guys lookin'
At me like I'm a fool
Hah but deep down inside
They know I'm cool
I said now I said no' the moment Of truth has finally come
When I'm gonna show you
Some: some of that Cool Jerk

Can you do it
Cool Jerk
Come on people! Cool Jerk
Yeah!