Lyrics:

What make a man go crazy
When a woman wears her dress so tight?
What make a man go crazy
When a woman wears her little old dress so tight?
You know it's that same thing
That make a tom cat fight every night*

And why all of these men trying
To run a big legged woman down?
Now, why all of these men trying
To run a big old legged woman down?
It's got to be that same old thing
That make a bulldog hug a hound

And it's that old same thing
It's that old same old thing
Now, tell me who to blame?
The whole world's fighting
About that old same thing, yes it is

What make you feel so good
When your baby get a dressing gown?**
What make you feel so good
When your baby get a dressing gown?**
It got to be the same old thing
That makes a preacher lay his bible down, yes it is

And it's that same thing
It's that old same thing
It's that old same thing
It's that old same thing, yes it is

* (Alternate Weir lyric: That keep a tom cat out all night)
**(Alternate Weir lyric: What makes a man go crazy when his baby wears an evening gown)



(Later version, from 12/31/71)

What make a man go crazy
When a woman wears her dress so tight?
What make a man go crazy
When a woman wears her dress so tight?
It's the same old thing
That make a bulldog fight all night

It's that same thing
It's that old same thing
Now, tell me who's to blame?
The whole world's fighting
About that old same thing

Now, can you tell me, pretty baby
What make a rabbit hug a hound?
Can you tell me, pretty baby
What make a rabbit, make a rabbit hug a hound?
It's that same old thing
That lets me, lets me track my baby down

It's that old same thing
It's that old same thing
Now, tell me who's to blame?
The whole world's fighting
About that same thing

Now, can you tell me, pretty baby
What make a woman run around?
Can you tell me, pretty baby
What make a woman, make a woman run around?
It's that old same old thing
That make a preacher lay his bible down

It's that old same thing
It's that old same thing
Now tell me who's to blame?
The whole world's fighting
About that old same thing

It's that old same thing
Make you feel so good
You know that old same thing
It's that old same thing

Whoa, you boys know what I'm talking about now
The world's talking about that old same thing
That old same thing