Lyrics:

I'm one of those people
My father tells my sister not to go out with
If I get you in a corner, you can guarantee
I want more than a goodnight kiss

Can you tell by looking that you'll get a double hugging?
And you'll soon find out

In the meantime while I'm looking
Buy a Kamasutra book
And work the whole thing out, the whole thing out

I'm one of those people
My father tells my sister not to go out with
If you do look immature, you can provide a cure
Let the whole thing drift

If you have a reservation, I'm inclined to hesitation
But don't miss me out

In the meantime while I'm looking
Buy a Kamasutra book
And work the whole thing out, the whole thing out

I like my sister but I'd rather not want her
If I gag her
You can kiss my sister, you can kiss my sister

I'm one of those people
A certain Sunday paper likes to write about
The double banner headlines in a frank-revealing all-about
They love to shout

Can you tell by looking what it takes to make us dial?
Well you'll soon find out

In the meantime while I'm looking
Buy a Kamasutra book
And work the whole thing out, the whole thing out
In the meantime while I'm looking
Buy a Kamasutra book
And work the whole thing out, the whole thing out

Because I'm one of those people
Like my father tells my sister not to go out, to go out, to go out with
I'm one of those people
Like my father tells my sister not to go out, go out, go out with
Because I'm one of those people
Like my father tells my sister not to go out, to go out, to go out with