Lyrics:

The wind was wild, the mist was low, his steel cuirass did shimmer with the moon
And above the trees loomed a giant beast not aware that it would meet its doom
Our man attacks, with his RickenAxe™ (a chanted blade an orc had gifted him)
And the monster falls and our hero laughs as he collects the magic dragon’s skin

On into the night, to seek a squid to fight

Blood in the rain - Insatiable hunger
Fire in the veins - Leviathan Hunter
Dealing in pain - the maker and monger
You know his name - the Leviathan Hunter

Through mountains wide, and volcano sides, he’s slayed them all and took it in his stride
A thousand corpses rotting on the ground, some a thousand times his size
And now he wraps his RickenAxe™ handle with the magic dragon scales
Now a million times more powerful, he builds a boat and off to sea he sails

Monster, cower in fear! It’s mighty Alex Zeier!

A thousand tentacles whip out thru foamy sea
A lone man clenches up fist, ass and teeth
Who will deliver the final fatal blow?
Ahahaha, down into the depths we go!

He’s disembowelled the beast
On seafood now he feasts!