Lyrics:

Zardu Hasselfrau
Zardu Hasselfrau

Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor
Got no people skills, but he's good with motors
That weird thing by his side? An infantilized sequoia
The two of them walk by, people say 'Oh boy-a'
They ask me why I'm bringin' a baby into battle
'That's really irresponsible' and getting them rattled
I say, 'Give me a break, get off of my back, damn it'
I didn't learn parenting, my daddy was a planet

Zardu Hasselfrau, Zardu Hasselfrau, hey
Zardu Hasselfrau, Zardu Hasselfrau, hey


In these times of hardship, just remember
We are Groot