Lyrics:

Hello dear, there's some popcorn in here
There's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer
Okay, sure, I'll be alright
Don't worry, I won't have a party tonight
Good hun, now that's just fine
We'll be back at a quarter to nine
Yes ma'am and I'll see you later
Don't worry I'll be on my best behavior

Are they gone yet?
Have they driven away?
Am I free yet?
Is it time to play?

Take the tab, stick it on my tongue
This crummy job might be some fun!
Lord I hope they never come back
Okay kid, step on the oven rack
You wanna know how the baby is?
Don't worry she's almost done
Uh, hello what do you mean she's almost done?
Don't worry, she's almost done!

Walls are melting, what's that funny smell?
This lucky girl is going to hell

Babysitters on acid, babysitters on acid
Babysitters on acid, babysitters on acid
Every town in the USA

Oh my gracious, oh my soul
Where's my baby? Oh no
Well I don't know I'm tripping
Check the kitchen you'll find her maybe
What do you mean bitch, what are you saying?
I'm not leaving without getting paid
Why don't you go take a look
Oh my god my baby's cooked!
Ah!

Walls are melting, what's that funny smell?
This lucky girl is going to hell

Babysitters on acid, babysitters on acid
Babysitters on acid, babysitters on acid
Every town in the USA