Lyrics:

Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts
I'm havin' a spritzer, and I can see the moon
My gauchos feel good
I'm havin' some brunch
But this question keep comin' up!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?

Spork!
Spork!
Spork!
Ow!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum
But this question keeps plaguin' us!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?
Is it a fork or is it a spoon?

Spork!
Spork!
Spork!
Ow!

I hear that lunch bell ringin'!