Lyrics:

Poor little universe
Has stubbed its thing,
What fell out was
A human being.
I knew a little universe
That didn't mean a thing
Till he stubbed himself
Another being.
Welcome to the center of the universe,
You could do way worse.
Poor little tiny,
Little bit of universe
Has caught a cough.
Spitting it out all over the place
Little dabs of the human race
Poor little dab.
Right here at the center of you.
Man I never needed to go
To Epcot center,
Happy as a clam living in
The Epi-center.
Never owned a house or a car,
I'm just a renter
Met my love at the
Prevention center.
You. Welcome to the center of you.