Lyrics:

She likes to read, I like T.V
She's checking out my good friend Steve
She likes a beer, I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She rollerblades down the strand
When I pinch her butt in public, she complains
The best years of my life washed down the-

I like to drive
She likes to walk
She caught me jacking in my sock
I like to drink, she likes to dance
I'm drunk again, off come my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I dig the surf, she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got that look
I'm not talkin' bout that Jordache look

For you I'd do it
Just for you I'd do it
I would wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
For you I'd do it
For you, For you
For you, For you

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark, please put down the toilet seat

She likes to kiss
I'd rather fuck
All her friends
They got me schmuck
A schmuck, A schmuck

She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to watch her sleep and She'd complain
The best years of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
Recycle all my beer cans like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscriptions to Juggs and Beaver Hunt
Just for you I'll do it
I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
Recycle all my beer cans like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscriptions to Juggs and Beaver Hunt
Just for you I'll do it
For you, For you
For you, For you
For you, For you
For you, For you