Lyrics:

It's great to see the people that you saw yesterday!
See them today, and say 'Hey!' 'Hey', then say, and you go on your way-
It's great to be the people that they saw yesterday!

Hey! Oh, hey!
The ex-boyfriends are cowering inside the SA
When Hitler marches down Lyndale like the Champs-Elysses

I declare today to be 'What-a-Day' Day!
'What-a-Day' Day!

If you need me call my lawyer...
I'm going where the stoplights turn green for ya...

I declare today to be 'What-a-Day' Day!
'What-a-Day' Day! 'What-a-Day' Day!

'Hall-o Sheriff!' 'Hell-o Mayor!'
Lather Rinse Repeat...