Lyrics:

Harry

rhonda, That Evil Prince . . . He Certainly Does Have A Way About Him!

rhonda

at Least He Didn't Piss On My Fox . . . And He Has Real Broadway Stars For Personal Acquaintances!

harry

they're All Dead, Dear . . . Zombies, I Believe . . . The 'walking Dead' . . . Jack Palance Did A Show On Them Once.

rhonda

oh My God! Look At What He's Doing With That Stuff From Inside The Pig! Yuck! That's Disgusting! Are You Sure This Guy Is A Prince

harry

he's An Evil Prince, Dear . . . And Part-Time Theater Critic! They Don't Make A Heck-Of-A-Lot Of Money, Y'know! We Should Probably Feel Sorry For Him. You Have To Admit, Those Are Some Of The Least Expensive Cuts Of Pork.

thing-Fish

don't You White Folks Know Nothin' Dat Cock-Sucker Not Only Mean 'n Dangerous, He Ignint In Regards To De Prep'ratium O' Food-Stuffs! Even In San Quentim I Never Seen Nobody Eat A Raw Chitlin'! De Muthafucker Be Crazy! An' When Dat Gobbige Make It's Way Thoo De Digestium Process, You Bes' Be Hopin' You On Yo' Way Outa Heahh! Next Item De Boy Be Inventin' Come Under De Headin' O' Industrial Pollutium!

harry

just What Are These . . . Chitlin's

thing-Fish

dat Dere Id Perhaps De Questium Most Frequently Posed By Members Of Yo' Species! I'll Jes' Gets De Mammys T'hep Me Relucidate Dis Bafflin' Concept Wit Another Thrillin' Numbuh!