Lyrics:

Down The Made Orange
with The Pimps And The Peddlers
looking Like Colombo
feeling Like Holmes The Meddler

it's Breakfast Time
have A Pot Of Wine
sucking On A Bone
chewing On A Microphone

i Am A Fireman
i Live In A Lisbon Bus Shelter
i Am The Fireman
satan's Little Helper

all The Brits Abroad
looking For An Easy Score
talk About North Korea
and Think About Your Career

i Am A Fireman
i Live In A Lisbon Bus Shelter
i Am The Fireman
says I Am A Fireman
i Am A Fireman
at The Fireman's Convention
in Buenos Aires
says I Am A Fireman
i Am The Fireman