Lyrics:

You remember the orgy? All those sluts
There was no other guys there, except for her husband
I was fucking her husband

[Chorus:]
Drugs, up in this club
I don't want to dance, I want to get numb
Drugs, my bitches who touch me
Never come down 'cause we're living it up

[Verse: Mickey Avalon]
Dear mom
Dear old dad
I can't tell you all the fun I had
There's been up down, rounds and rounds
I ain't stop for a year and a half now
Class clown but nobody laughing
Avalon, bored and on the plastic
Corny bastards caught in traffic
I take Phantom and get there faster
While a black, crackhead tranny licks my ass crack
In a black Trans Am with a cracked tranny black you're shit is whack
So am I when I'm drunk and high
But it don't seem to matter 'cause the kids still buy
Ching ching, baby buy me a ring
Gonna walk down the streets like the white Jay-Z
Stop, stop

[Chorus:]
Drugs, up in this club
I don't want to dance, I want to get numb
Drugs, my bitches who touch me
Never come down 'cause we're living it up

[Verse: Mickey Avalon]
Dear John
Dear old Jane
I had to leave town in a blazing flame
Shit got hot like a lazer beam
Kids gathered round it was crazy, screams
Little baby shouldn't see these things
Dad half dead with a needle in his weewee
See me on MTV on MDMA
I gave VD to the VJ
Comin' in at number one
I got a bullet with your name written on it in my gun
Now baby tell me what you really want

[Chorus:]
Drugs, up in this club
I don't want to dance, I want to get numb
Drugs, my bitches who touch me
Never come down 'cause we're living it up

[Verse: Mickey Avalon]
Dear God, mother Mary
Hungary hanging from the apple tree
Avalon, hung like a donkey
Freshilonky come on little mommy
Textbook maniac, highjacked a train and cracked
Jesse James Dean is my name I pray to Cadillac
Games so type, pussy lips drip spit
Lick clitorises from here to Brazil

[Chorus:]
Drugs, up in this club
I don't want to dance, I want to get numb
Drugs, my bitches who touch me
Never come down 'cause we're living it up