Lyrics:

I'm so fuckin' romantic
I charm myself to death, death
I'm gonna get me a conservative Republican girlfriend
In the morning I suffer though breakfast like a man
Ignore the bitter taste in my heart
If we can make it through one more hell hot summer
Hell won't seem so bad
(Chorus:)
Saguarro's cryn'
Waving in the sand
Saguarro's cryn'
Standing so thick and thin
Drop by drop and cell by cell
I can't live in this emotional hell
I can't see you any more
Don't want to face the mountains
Just the sea
(Chorus)
Mr. Mirainga Saguarro's Cryn'