Lyrics:

I take a pill or two
To make me nice for you
Buzz me at 3 am
You feel inflicted, dirty
Its not called making out
If you are over thirty
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
I'm 747
She's anti-aircraft
She makes me insecure
But that should make her fear me more
She got the goldmine
But I'm fine
I am a waste of time
December valentine
She is a rich bitch
She calls me 'macho man'
She speak in tiny words
But I don't understand
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
She Thomas Jefferson
I'm William Howard taft
She makes me insecure
But that should make her fear me more
She got the goldmine
But I'm fine
(she got my headlights in her eyes)
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
She is the Nobel Prize
I am a rough draft
He makes me insecure
But that should make her fear me more
She got the goldmine
But I'm fine
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
I'm 747
She's antiaircraft
She makes me insecure
But that should make her fear me more
She got the goldmine
But I'm fine
She got the goldmine
She got the goldmine