Lyrics:

One Girl Was Called Jean-Marie
another Little Girl Was Called Felicite
another Little Girl Was Sally-Joy
the Other Was Me, And I'm A Boy

my Name Is Bill And I'm A Head Case
they Practice Making Up On My Face
yeah I Feel Lucky If I Get Trousers To Wear
spend Ages Taking Ribbons From My Hair

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i'm A Boy, I'm A Boy
but My Ma Won't Admit It
i'm A Boy, I'm A Boy
but If I Say I Am, I Get It

put Your Frock On, Jean-Marie
flatten Your Hair, Felicite
paint Your Nails, Little Sally Joy
put This Wig On, Little Boy

chorus

(Various Ooh's And Aah's)

i Wanna Play Cricket On The Green
ride My Bike Across The Street
cut Myself And See My Blood
i Wanna Come Home All Covered In Mud

chorus