Lyrics:

There is a dogshit in my garden
When I cut my grass
The dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a-sittin' on my footsole
Smell like a doggies ass
And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt
But there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit

No, no, no, no, no...
Ba-dab, ba-dab...

Was it a monkyman?
(Ooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
Was it an ottoman?
(Ooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
Was it an uffeman?
(Ooh no)
Was it a superwoman?
(Ooh no)
Nææææh for:
Superwoman don't know how to shit

Den må vi bare have en gang till
Og så' I alle sammen med
Og så siger vi
Som om vi intet har høøøøørt:
Was it a superwoman?
(Ooh no)
Nææææh for:
Superwoman don't know how to shit
Det er bare smukt, sån' er det...

Was it a rastaman?
(Ooh no)
Was it a pastaman?
(Ooh no)
Was it a walkman?
(Ooh no)
Was it an Ellerman?
(Ooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(Ooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(Maybe!)

Was it a dobberman?
(Ooh yeah)

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt
But there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt
But there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit

Wo, wo, wob'n, yeah, yeah
Wooooh...

Tak ska' I ha'!