Lyrics:

Teacher
good Morning, Class. Good Morning, Class. Class Class! Shut Up!!!!! Thank You.
as You Know Your Regular Teacher Sister Rosetta Stone Is On A Small Vacation. However She Does Send Her Love, At Least Fingerpaintings, And Desk Club She's Making. I Am Your Substitute Teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
class, Attention. Attention, Class! Class Shut Up!!!!! Thank You.
young Man, Now Give Me That Knife. Thank You.
now Class, You All Know Who I Am, So Let's Find Out Who You Are.
class Class! Shut Up!!!!!

chong
far Out, Man!

teacher
thank You.
now Class, Sister Rosetta Has Informed Me That Your Assignment For The Last Two Months Has Been To Write An Essay In Titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who Would Like To Read Theirs Before The Class
class Class! Cla-- Shut Up!!!!! Thank You.
young Man In The First Row, Stand Up, State Your Name, And Read Your Essay.

student
who Me

teacher
yes. Read Your Essay, Please!

student
uh, I Don't Have It Finished Yet.


teacher
well Then, Read What You Have, Young Man!

student
okay. The First Day On My Vacation, What I Did On My Summer Vacation, The First Day On My Vacation, I Woke Up. Then, I Went Downtown To A Quiet Job. Then I Hung Out In Front Of The Drugstore. The Second Day On My Summer Vacation, I Woke Up, Then I Went Downtown To Look For A Job. Then I Hung Out In Front Of The Drugstore. The Third Day On My Summer Vacation, I Woke Up...

teacher
now That's Fine, Young Man!

student 
...then I Went Downtown To Look For A Job...

teacher
now That's Fine, Young Man!

student 
...then I Got A Job, Keeping People From Here And Out In Front Of The Drugstore. The Fourth Day On My...

teacher
young Man Young Man Young Man! Shut Up!!!!! Thank You.
now Class, I Have A Surprise For You! I'm Going To Read You Some Poems Out Of This Lovely Book Of Poetry. The Sun Kisses The Morning Skies. The Birds Kiss The Butterflies. The Dew Kisses The Morning Grass. Class Class! Cla-- Wake Up!!!!!

chong
i Gotta Go To The Can, Man!