Lyrics:

They call me Junior
I live here on the street
I earn two hundred
Dollars a week
I'd like to say
'Hey, thanks a lot'
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
That I don't got

I sit here watchin'
The people down below
I try to imagine
The places they may go
I don't know
I stay home a lot
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
That I don't got

I see the world through a TV Guide
What a safe place for me to run
A small little man I am
I'm afraid of everything
From golden rules to airplanes
What a small little man I am

They call me Junior
I'm caught up in this hell
Sometimes I feel better
But I never do feel well
Jesus must have
One hell of a plan for me
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
It could be

And if I have anything to say
About judgment day
Be a crown in heaven
For those who live this way
Anyway
You know exactly who you are

I see the world through the TV Guide
What a safe place for me to run
What a small little man I am
I'm afraid of everything
From the golden rule to aeroplanes
What a small little man I am

They call me Junior
I live here on the street
I earn two hundred
Dollars a week
I'd like to say
'Hey man, thanks a lot'

My name is Junior
My name is Junior
They call me Junior
They call me Junior
They call me Junior
My name is Junior
They call me Junior
They call me Junior