Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Mae West was a man who liked the feel of feathers
I am a man who dreams of baby beavers
Unicorns are cool cause they're cute and beautiful
Little dogs are cool, dressed up tough and playing poker

[Chorus]
I want a pony, a big, fat pony
I want a pony, want to feed it carrots
I want a pony, a big, fat pony
I want a pony, want to feed it baloney

[Verse 2]
John Wayne was a girl who had a taste for leather
I am a girl with shoes for any weather
Horseshoe crabs are neat when they get stuck on their backs
Little flies are neat when they fly right in your mouth

[Chorus]
But I want a pony, a big, fat pony
I want a pony, want to feed it carrots
I want a pony, a big, fat pony
I want a pony, want to feed it baloney