Lyrics:

First of all there was ray
He went with deidrie yeah ray
Thought that he was the bee's knees
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just incase you meet
Deidrie down coronation street
She's a slag

Everybody sing... deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeah deidrie's a slag

Mike baldwin came like a flash
He had a jag-u-ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
Neckinâ¬' on he squeezed her tight
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down coronation street
She's a slag

Ken was next said I love you
Why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
It's up to me what I do
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down coronation street
She's a slag