Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen in this corner battling John.

Fighting the champion Bad Bad Whiskey.
And the official the one and only Buster Poindexter
Round 1 The fights begun.
Whiskey walks out and nails him some.
Round 2
Whiskey ain't through, both of Johns eyes are turning blue.
Round 3
It's hard to see cause whiskey is moving too fast for me.

Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first.
Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first.
Knock'm down whiskey, go on and do your worst

Round 4
Whiskey hits him some more there goes john out on the floor
Round 5
Johns half alive hanging on to whiskey trying to survive.
Round 6
He tries to mix but whiskey's got him in a awful fix.

Round 7
John goes back weak in the knees with both eyes black.
Round 8
Whiskeys still straight but John is swinging like a rusty gate.
Round 9
I see the losing side. According to points Johns far behind.
Round 10, looks like the end.
Whiskey keeps hitting him again and again.
Johns folding up like a paper sack.
Oh there goes John he's flat on his back.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Ladies and gents that's the end of the bout.
Bad bad whiskey has knocked him out.

Come on over here bad bad whiskey and say a few words to the fans.
Uh I like to say hello to, uh, my old grandad and uh my papa jack.
It'a good fight, I glad I win.