It was a beautiful Sunday morning So we went for a drive To hike up in the mountains And we lost track of time Kissin and a-huggin We never saw the sun go down I said baby were lost And she proceeded to freak out So I said Baby, baby dont panic I know how to cook bannock I can build you a fire - I know youre tired Aint this romantic? That coyote howls And the grizzly bear he growls But I can get you through the night Oh yes I can Im a mountain man I gave her a little hug Said theres no need to cry I used to be a beaver scout All I need is this buckknife I can carve a hook Pull a fish from a brook Get a big one with a gun Except tonight I dont really have one But thats half the fun Aw you know Im only kiddin hon Baby, baby dont panic I know how to cook bannock I can build you a fire - I know youre tired Aint this romantic? I know youre a city girl But if you had to you could eat a squirrel Yeah I can cook him up just right You know I can Im a mountain man We can pick berries in the moonlight Cause I know which ones to eat How to recognize poison ivy If you go looking for leaves Baby, baby dont panic I know how to cook bannock I can build you a fire I know youre tired Aint this romantic? I can kill us an elk I can rattle a deer I can grow you a big old bushy beard And live up here all year and never go back Yeah, Im a mountain man Man with a plan Youre in good hands Im your mountain man Aw dont cry honey Its all gonna be alright