Lyrics:

Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive

Learning to read and write
I guess it's all right
Make sure that by the time you drop-out

My highschool Senior Class
Thought I was an ass
'Cause I didn't take my S.A.T.s
Didn't apply for Universitee

Now the 'most likely to succeed'
Got himself a Ph.D.
He's told he's overqualified Can't even earn anough to stay alive
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive

Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Learning to read and write
I guess it's all right
Make sure that by the time you drop-out

You've learned how to count

I remember at my highschool Prom
I was the best dancer of all
I wasn't on the Honor Role
Yet I could pick me any kind on girl

Never to miss an opportunity
Well that's my philosopy
To get your eyes open wide
And keep on growing all the time
Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive