Lyrics:

Blaine:
Your story sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile

New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana:
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Blaine (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana):
Boom, (La la la) ba-doom, (La la la) ba-doom,
(La la laaa) Ba-doom, ba-da-da-doom
(La la la la la la) Ba-doom, (La la la la la la) ba-doom,
(La la la la la la la) Ba-doom

Blaine:
Beauty school dropout
No graduation day for you
Beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
Your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
Up

Baby get moving (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Baby get moving)
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving? (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: What are you proving?)
You've got the dream but not the drive

Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana harmonizing:
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!

New Directions Girls, Kitty and Santana:
La la la la la la la la

Blaine:
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Hanging around the corner store
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
It's about time you knew the score

Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana harmonizing:
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!

Blaine:
Baby don't sweat it (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Forget it)
Who wants their hair done by a slob?

Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana harmonizing:
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, but still the
World is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!

Blaine:
Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!

Blaine with New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana harmonizing:
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
Fly!

Blaine:
Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!

Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls, Kitty, and Santana: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school