Lyrics:

Make Me Of Clay, Make Me Oof Steel
but Whetever You Do Don't Try And Make Me Real
make Me Your Dream, A Secretive Deal
but Don't Ever Scheme To Try And Make Me Real

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stop Trying To Make Me Real
i Haven't Got The Kind Of Heart A Lover Can Steal
stop Crying, I Just Can't Feel
any Sympathy For Someone Trying To Make Me Real

make Me Of Shit In A Two-Tenner Deal
make Me Of Pornography In A Pedophile Wheel
whatever I Do, Whatever I Feel
by Your Double Standard I Will Never Be Real

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why Can't You Settle For A Fantasy
you're So Convinced That I'm The Man To See
i Can't Live Up To
what You Give Up To
i Fail To See The Perfect Man In Me

make Me From Your Magazine A Listed Ideal
dress Me In The Doll's House Your Knickers Conceal
make Me Your Brother-Lover Beau-Ideal
but You Will Soon Discover Lover Can't Be Real

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