Lyrics:

I Shot An Ol' Bottle With My Favorite Gun Just Last Night
it Shattered And The Sound Made Me Feel Like The King I Am
the Neighbors All Heard And Got Scared
thought It Was A Gunfight
but Hell, It Was Fun, So I Did It Again
'cause That's The Kinda King I Am

i Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down
i Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found
and If There's Someone I Can't Find
well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind

i Turned On The Radio And Listened To The Ol' Songs Playin'
and Things Started Feelin' Good And Right Again
so I Shot Up A Crow In A Tree After Dinner This Evenin
its Good To Keep Yer Trigger Finger Nimble,
i'll Tell You What, My Friend

i Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down
i Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found
and If There's Someone I Can't Find
well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind

i Shot My Daddy In The Arm, With Morphine
he Said He Never Felt So Good In All His Goddamn Life
so I Shot Him Up Just Once More, Fer Good Measure
he Never Woke Up, And Ever Since, It's Been A Mighty Peaceful Life

i Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down
i Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found
and If There's Someone I Can't Find
well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind