Lyrics:

Hello, I'm conducting a survey,
And I have some questions to ask you

First off,
Do you have a fear of a black tangent?
Were you born in the year of the rat?
Do you cheer and clap,
When weird rap bands commence?

I can tell by your answer you'll probably won't frolic with me in the foot hills
And that you want your tofu patty cooked, not grilled
But it doesn't matter. You've been enticed
And drawn in with my hook and reel

(I write words.)
Oprah nods to to my novel
(I write words)
As you can see it sells very prominently in Boulder, Colorado

LOL: laugh out loud
You've never known hell so well
Until you identified with a black crowd
It's a fear of a black tangent, idiot
A Public Enemy spoof

Now some of your friends will reboot the computer
Then you will Google search
And be discouraged when they find out that truthful hurt
When they see that I am not their zeitgiest
Nor am I Christ-like
Nor do I dislike whites
I just want a better chance
'Cause most likely I'll sell more records in France