Lyrics:

A 69 Camero candy apple red
Four speed transmission, chrome heads
Wind her up and she cast a spell
Somethings here under heaven
Are just cooler 'n' hell

A pack of Chesterfields sun glasses and a suit
Half a pint of Gin a gold tooth
Lightning Hopkins and a pentatonic scale
Somethings here under heaven are just cooler 'n' hell (leed riff)

Blond telecaster 1955
Dyna comp pedal beer bottle for a slide
Black face twin with the JBL's
Somethings here under heaven are just cooler 'n' hell (picker again)

Black mascara L'Oreal upon her lips
Tribal tattoo just above her hips
A honky tonkin woman
Who wears her ink well
Somethings here under heaven
Are just cooler 'n' hell.