Lyrics:

Coma
(Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho)
he's In A Coma, Dial 999
she's In A Coma Dial 999
he's In A Coma Dial 999
she's In A Coma Dial 9-9-9
(Ha Ha Ho)

driving Too Fast Along The White Line,
speeding Along, Time After Time After Time

she's In A Coma Dial 999
he's In A Coma Dial 999
she's In A Coma Dial 999
he's In A Coma Dial 9-9-9

driving Too Fast Along The White Line
breaking The Speed Limit, Time After Time After Time

he's In A Coma Dial 999
she's In A Coma Dial 999
he's In A Coma Dial 999
she's In A Coma Dial 9-9-9
(Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho)

follow The Line, Follow The Track
it'll Take You Home, Give You A Heart, Give You A Heart Attack!
yeah This'll Cost You Twelve, Oh It's Fine, Fine, Fine!

he's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
he's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
she's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
he's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)

now It's In My Blood, Oh I Feel Fine, Fine, Fine
he's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
she's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
he's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)
she's In A Coma Dial 999 (Ha Ha Ho)

follow The Line, Follow The Track
you're Taking So Much It's Gonna Give You A Heart,
heart, Heart, Heart Attack!
it's Gonna Give You A Heart Attack

he's In A Coma, Dial 999
(Ha Ha Ho, What's Wrong
i Need Something Stronger
take Four Red Capsules)
she's In A Coma, Dial 911
it's No Fun
(Ha Ha Ho, Take Four Red Capsules)
if You Get Caught You'll Be Doing Time, Time, Time
(Ha Ha Ho)
he's In A Coma Dial 999
(Ha Ha Ho)

(Ha Ha Ho, Ha Ha Ho,what's Wrong
i Need Something Stronger
take Four Red Capsules)