Lyrics:

Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
'What a beautiful wedding'
'What a beautiful wedding!' says a bridesmaid to a waiter
'Oh yes, but what a shame'
'What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore'
I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the Champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the Champagne, pour the Champagne

I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

Again
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of'
'Closing the goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again