Lyrics:

Shoplifting, oh, shirt-lifting
I didn't plan upon the Crimewatch video
(I got fire, loins on fire
I got fire)
When I get you, never let you go, go, go, go
(We don't think so)
She got bottle, oh, bravado
She knows she's my Juliet Bravo
(I got fire, loins on fire
I got fire)
WPC, when am I free to go?

Don't ever leave me, Juliet Bravo
You got me NYPD blue
It wasn't me arresting you

We planned a, a backhander
We did it in the back of her panda, oh
(I got fire, loins on fire
I got fire)
WPC, when am I free to go?

Never leave me, Juliet Bravo
You got me NYPD blue
It wasn't me arresting
It wasn't me arresting
It wasn't me arresting you!