Lyrics:

Dear Penis,
i Don't Think I Like You Anymore,
you Used To Watch Me Shave,
now All U Do Is Stare At The Floor.
oh Dear Penis,
i Don't Like You Anymore.

it Used To Be You And Me,
a Paper Towel, And A Dirty Magazine,
that's All We Needed To Get By.
now It Seems Things Have Changed,
i Think That You're The One To Blame.
dear Penis,
i Don't Like You Anymore.

now He Sings,

dear Rodney,
i Don't Think I Like You Anymore,
'cause When U Get To Drinkin'
you Put Me Places I've Never Been Before.
dear Rodney,
i Dont Like You Anymore.

why Can't We Just Get A Grip,
on Our Man To Hand Relationship.
come To Terms With Truly How We Feel.
if We Put Our Heads Together,
we'd Just Stay Home Forever.
dear Penis,
i Think I Like You After All.

oh And Rodney,
while Yer Shavin',
shave My Balls.