Lyrics:

Well You Should See Polythene Pam
she's So Good-Looking But She Looks Like A Man
well You Should See Her In Drag Dressed In Her Polythene Bag
yes You Should See Polythene Pam.
yeah Yeah Yeah

get A Dose Of Her In Jackboots And Kilt
she's Killer-Diller When She's Dressed To The Hilt
she's The Kind Of A Girl That Makes The News Of The World
yes You Could Say She Was Attractively Built.
yeah Yeah Yeah.