Lyrics:

Pat Robertson Once Said
its A Long Downward Slide
that Will Lead To Legalizing Sex With Ducks
if Two Men Can Stand, Side By Side

god I Hope Hes Right
cause If Gay Marriage Becomes Lawful
gonna Find Myself A Duck
and Legally Do, Something Awful

ducks, Sex With Ducks
well Do It In The Rain
ducks, Yeah, Ducks
got Those Webbed Feet On My Brain

well Find A Pond, Well Find A Puddle
put Your Beak In Mine And Well Cuddle
its A Feeling I Cant Name
when Sex With Ducks And Gay Marriage Are One In The Same

gonna Goose That Goose, Gonna Quack That Swan
gonna Rubber My Ducky, All Night Long
gonna Wack That Mallard Til Its Feathers Plume
gonna Huey Duey Luey All Over The Room
scrooge Mcduck Gonna Give It You
dive Into Your Gold Until You Say Duck Tales, Woo Hoo

ducks, Sex With Ducks
well Do It In The Rain
ducks, Yeah, Ducks
those Feathered Bodies Are Insane


well Find A Pond, Well Find A Puddle
ill Be The Wind Beneath Your Wings And Well Cuddle
its A Feeling I Cant Name
when Sex With Ducks And Gay Marriage Are One In The Same