Lyrics:

Homer
dad, That Will Never Work. If You Want To Make Your
move, You Got To Play It...cool.
now What You Gotta Do
if You Wanna Get A Kiss
is Act Real Smooth
and Make Your Move Like This

abe
oh, I See!
so If I Take Your Advice
and Make Your Patented Move,
then My Chances For Love
will Slightly Improve

homer
now What's That Rule

abe
play It Cool.