Folks Here's A Story 'bout Minnie The Moocher; She Was A Red Hot Hoochie coocher. she Was The Roughest Toughest Frail; But Minnie Had A Heart As Big As A Whale. hi De Hi De Hi De Hi ho De Ho De Ho De Ho hee De Hee De Hee De Hee ho Oo Waooo Waoooo she Messed Around With A Bloke Named Smokey; She Loved Him Though He Was Kokey. he Took Her Down To Chinatown And Showed Her How To Kick The Gong Around. hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi ho-Whooooaaaa-Ahhhh-Ohh he-De-He-De-Hee-De-He ho-Oh-Ho-Oh she Had A Dream About The King Of Sweden; He Gave Her Things, That She Was needin'. he Gave Her A Home Built Of Gold And Steel, A Diamond Car, With The Puh-Latinum wheels. hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi ho-De-Ho-De-Ho-De-Ho-De-Ho-De-Oh skeedle-A-Booka-Diki Biki Skeedly Beeka Gookity Woop! a-Booriki-Booriki-Booriki Hoy! he Gave Her His Town House And His Racing Horses; Each Meal She Ate Was A Dozen courses. she Had A Million Dollars In Nickels And Dimes; She Sat Around And Counted It all, A Million Times. hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi ho-Oh-Whoaa-Oh-Oh-Whoa he-De-He-De-Hee-De-Hee poor Min! Poor Min! Poo-Oor Min