Lyrics:

I Met A Fox The Other Day.
when I Asked How Much She Cost, I Had To Pay.
all Of A Sudden I'd Brought Her Home.
she's One Hundred Kilos Dressed In Silverchrome.

she's My World, She's So Rad.
she's The Best Ride I Ever Had.
she's My Life, She's So Bad.
she's The Best Ride I Ever Had.

when I Imagine Me And Her.
you Know That I Get A Stand-Up Fur.
i Give Her Oil, I Give Her Gas,
and Get Her Seat Beneath My Ass.
then The Turtledoves Drive Away.

she's Secondhand, So What She's True, She's By My Side.
for All I Care She's Hot, She's A Real Good Ride.
when We Go Out People Stop And Stare With Jealous Minds.
it's Ok For Me As Long As They Let Her Be...
to Prevent Something Like A Theft I Got Her Locked Around A Tree