Lyrics:

Anything You Can Do,
i Can Do Better.
i Can Do Anything
better Than You.

no, You Can't.
yes, I Can. No, You Can't.
yes, I Can. No, You Can't.
yes, I Can,
yes, I Can!

anything You Can Be
i Can Be Greater.
sooner Or Later,
i'm Greater Than You.

no, You're Not. Yes, I Am.
no, You're Not. Yes, I Am.
no, You're Not!. Yes, I Am.
yes, I Am!

i Can Shoot A Partridge
with A Single Cartridge.
i Can Get A Sparrow
with A Bow And Arrow.
i Can Live On Bread And Cheese.
and Only On That
yes.
so Can A Rat!
any Note You Can Reach
i Can Go Higher.
i Can Sing Anything
higher Than You.
no, You Can't. (High)
yes, I Can. (Higher) No, You Can't. (Higher)
yes, I Can. (Higher) No, You Can't. (Higher)
yes, I Can. (Higher) No, You Can't. (Higher)
yes, I Can. (Higher) No, You Can't. (Higher)
yes, I Can! (Highest)

anything You Can Buy
i Can Buy Cheaper.
i Can Buy Anything
cheaper Than You.

fifty Cents
forty Cents! Thirty Cents
twenty Cents! No, You Can't!
yes, I Can,
yes, I Can!
anything You Can Say
i Can Say Softer.
i Can Say Anything
softer Than You.
no, You Can't. (Softly)
yes, I Can. (Softer) No, You Can't. (Softer)
yes, I Can. (Softer) No, You Can't. (Softer)
yes, I Can. (Softer)
yes, I Can! (Full Volume)
i Can Drink My Liquor
faster Than A Flicker.
i Can Drink It Quicker
and Get Even Sicker!
i Can Open Any Safe.
without Bein' Caught
sure.
that's What I Thought--
you Crook!
any Note You Can Hold
i Can Hold Longer.
i Can Hold Any Note
longer Than You.

no, You Can't.
yes, I Can No, You Can't.
yes, I Can No, You Can't.
yes, I Can
yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, You C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N't--
ca-A-A-A-N! (Cough, Cough!)
yes, You Ca-A-A-An!

anything You Can Wear
i Can Wear Better.
in What You Wear
i'd Look Better Than You.
in My Coat
in Your Vest! In My Shoes
in Your Hat! No, You Can't!
yes, I Can
yes, I Can!
anything You Say
i Can Say Faster.
i Can Say Anything
faster Than You.
no, You Can't. (Fast)
yes, I Can. (Faster) No, You Can't. (Faster)
yes, I Can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
yesican! (Fastest)
i Can Jump A Hurdle.
i Can Wear A Girdle.
i Can Knit A Sweater.
i Can Fill It Better!
i Can Do Most Anything!
can You Bake A Pie No.
neither Can I.
anything You Can Sing
i Can Sing Sweeter.
i Can Sing Anything
sweeter Than You.
no, You Can't. (Sweetly)
yes, I Can. (Sweeter) No, You Can't. (Sweeter)
yes, I Can. (Sweeter) No, You Can't. (Sweeter)
yes, I Can. (Sweeter) No, You Can't, Can't, Can't (Sweeter)
yes, I Can, Can, Can (Sugary)

yes, I Can! No, You Can't!