Lyrics:

(Skip Battin and Kim Fowley) One of America's great national pastimes Is drinkin' a Coke Takin' a smoke Tellin' a joke One of America's great national pastimes Is playin' ball Takin' it all And thinkin' so small Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the sore The great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the sore One of America's great national pastimes Is chocolate fudge Carryin' a grudge Bribing a judge One of America's great national pastimes Is poisoning rain Acting insane Inflicting pain Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the sore The great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the Instrumental (Mandolin Piano) One of America's great national pastimes Is the worship of speed Planting the seeds Takin' more than she needs One of America's great national pastimes Is cutting the grass Grabbin' some ass Living too fast Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the sore The great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and the tired the weary and the