Lyrics:

Alvin, make him leave
Bye-bye
Alvin, make him sing
Ding-a-ling
Why, oh, why?
Alvin make him cry

Alvin, make him laugh
Hello
Alvin, make him high
Give him a sign you'll go
Alvin, don't let go

Why-hy-hy
Does it have to be you?
Why-hy-hy
Does it have to be you?

Try to avoid it
Just resisting now and then
If you'd only try to understand
No, there you go again

Why-hy-hy
Does it have to be you?