Lyrics:

Western Union
(Clickety clack)
Oh, Western Union
(Clickety clack)

I had a fight with my baby
Ooh, how sorry I am
She won't talk to me, no how
I'm gonna send a telegram

Western Union, oh, yeah
(Western Union, clickety clack)
([Incomprehensible])
Send my lovin' baby back to me

She won't open my letters
She won't answer the phone
When I'm ringin' her doorbell
She says there ain't nobody home

Oh, Western Union, oh, yeah
(Western Union, clickety clack)
([Incomprehensible])
Send my lovin' baby back to me

Oh, Western Union, oh, yeah
(Western Union, clickety clack)
([Incomprehensible])
Send my lovin' baby back to me

'I love you' is my message
Just three words and no more
She won't let you deliver
Slip it underneath her door

Western Union, oh, yeah
(Western Union, clickety clack)
([Incomprehensible])
Send my lovin' baby back to me

Oh, western Union, oh, yeah
(Western Union, clickety clack)
([Incomprehensible])
Ooh, send my lovin' baby back to me